My Kid Is Crying Because …

Usually, my kid is crying for no reason at all, but sometimes there are some reasons for it. So let’s see why my kid is crying.

My Kid Is Crying Because …

He can't find his rubber ducky

He can’t find his rubber ducky

He couldn't have ALL the trains at the museum

He couldn’t have ALL the trains at the museum

He wanted to walk the dog

He wanted to walk the dog

It was his sister's turn to use the hose

It was his sister’s turn to use the hose

He didn't want to share his leg hole

He didn’t want to share his leg hole

He met Iron Man ... out of costume

He met Iron Man … out of costume

He couldn't find the red balloon

He couldn’t find the red balloon

Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)

Someone ate all the muffins (it was him)

We took her to a Justin Bieber concert

We took her to a Justin Bieber concert

T-Rex's jaw isn't big enough

T-Rex’s jaw isn’t big enough

We sang the Happy Birthday song to him

We sang the Happy Birthday song to him

They received new hats

They received new hats

The goat ate the goat food from his hand

The goat ate the goat food from his hand

The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair

The dog was in the way while he was trying to push the chair

He couldn't get the last Cheerio on the spoon

He couldn’t get the last Cheerio on the spoon

 

Worms

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

“All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?”

“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”